Diagnosis of the Soul by Richard Johns

Author:Richard Johns [Johns, Richard]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781467882002
Publisher: AuthorHouse UK
Published: 2012-01-17T00:00:00+00:00

The rest of the working week was spent looking forward to the weekend. Greg did not want to be in a position where he just got through the week, wishing it away, just to get to the weekend, to find that life was just passing by in a blur of mundanity, but this week was different.

Annoyingly there seemed to be an unreasonably large number of consultations pertaining to sexual issues. The main issue for Greg was that he never got it, though it seemed that everyone else certainly did, and were only too keen to discuss it openly. When you wanted to avoid an issue, to put it out of your mind, block it out, continue for a while in pleasant denial, it always seemed to come around and smash you in the face in one way or another.

Though his self confidence generally remained somewhere below sea level, he still felt that he was pretty much in his prime, kept himself in good physical condition, maintained his 31 inch waist (which made it virtually impossible to find trousers which fit ; grrr!) was not awful looking, and was not, in his own admittedly slightly biased view, a total twat.

He received the odd suggestive comment; no it was more than the odd one, it was actually relatively frequent that someone would compliment him in some way or other, it was just that it was never his own wife. In fact he strongly suspected that she was currently attempting to encourage her vagina to heal over. She seemed to get through all Greg’s supply of steri-strips on a regular basis anyway.

He even saw a couple in their nineties, who were holding hands and openly talking about their ongoing and fantastic sex life, which would have been unbelievably inspiring if it wasn’t for his own level of frustration. They just had to remember to take out the dentures first.

There were people whom you wouldn’t think the opposite sex would go near with an extra long barge pole, whether due to their size, shape, unusual anatomy, smell or appearance, all of whom seemed to be rampant.

It was all too much for Greg and he found it spiralled inwards into a mass of frustration deep inside his mind, so miniscule yet of such powerful dark energy it could only be explained by anti-matter.

He did manage to secure his pass out for the night with the staff, but it had come at some considerable expense. Mrs. Finn had not been happy, and had only been persuaded by the prospect of a weekend away in a lavish health spa (her own suggestion), where she would, of course, need some company, and so would have to take a friend. It would not be fair for her friend to have to pay to keep her company, so Greg would have to foot the bill for them both. However, this was all well worth it to have the weekend to himself, with the extra luxury of being able to come back to an empty bed with the prospect of enjoying an immense, earth shatteringly explosive wank.

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